A quick run down of our small pub crawl through Melbourne.
First stop was the James Squire Brew House at the Portland Hotel. We got in just before lunch time so were able to get a good spot. Unfortunately the Speculator was off again. It seems every time I visit that the speculator has just gone off. I had a pint of the highway man. Not a bad drop. Nothing sensational but a good beer. The same couldn’t be said for the food. I had some very ordinary chilly squid. The place has a good atmosphere and is worth a stop and a few beers.
Next we were going to go to the St Arnou cafe in Lt collins St. However it was a couple of blocks further than I could be bothered walking at this point. The St Arnou beers I have had in the past have been ok but nothing that you would rave about. So we skipped this one and headed for Transport in Federation Square.
So at Transport. The place has a decent beer list. The usual imports you can get anywhere. They also have a good selection of local micros. I ordered a Red Oak Pale and Claire selected a Red duck Amber. The guy behind the bar had no idea. First he asked if we wanted glasses. Then he served as completely inappropriate glassware. The place is just a huge empty concrete cavern. It is completely soul less and has no atmosphere to speak of. We sat out side and had our beers. Mine had obviously not been treated well. After all I have heard about Red Oak beers I was expecting something great. However, what I was served was a long way from fresh. It was oxidized and lifeless and nothing like what I had expected. After this experience we decided to move on to Bells in South Melbourne.
Bells is a small brew pub. It has a bunch of taps including a couple of their own beers. I had heard good things about the place so was looking forward to it. We walked down to Bells from Transport to work up a thirst and some beer credits. About a 40 minute walk down there along St Kilda Rd which was pleasant enough.
From the outside Bells was not what I expected. Just looked like a regular suburban pub. Inside it was pretty much the same with little evidence of a brewery or even them trying to push their own beer. At the bar we asked for a menu of their beers. They didn’t have one so the guy told us about their beers, well he tol us what style they were. He missed two of them.
I decided to start off with their bitter and Claire had the wheat beer. We ordered pints and ended up with 330ml glasses. Not quite what we were after. The beer it’s self was very cloudy and didn’t look particularly appetising. No aroma to speak of. It didn’t get any better in the drinking either. The beer was under attenuated, sweet and appears to have been fermented at very high temps with a very ordinary yeast. The wheat was also bland.
They said they had a bock so I thought I would give that a go as I really like the style. What I was served was nothing like a bock. It was very pale, could have been a Mai Bock but that is not what they called it, it was incredibly fruity and not lager like at all. There was little to no malt character and none of that rich Munich malt flavour you expect from a bock. This wasn’t even a lager and wasn’t very drinkable.
Bells was a very disappointing experience. I was really looking forward to this small brew pub but unfortunately it just didn’t live up to my expectations. I would recommend avoiding this place.
We now got a taxi down to the Royston Hotel in Richmond. Things started turning around at this point. They have a good selection of micros on tap and it has a great atmosphere, even at 1600 in the afternoon with only a couple of people in there. We stopped here for a pint and a snack. I had a Hargreaves Hill Pale and Claire had a wheat from a Victroian Micro. The Hargreaves I had had before but it’s still a good drop. Probably a little less hoppy than last time I had it but it tasted cleaner and better made. However this was probably 18 months ago so I don’t really trust my memory completely on that. The wheat beer that Claire had was great. I’m not a big wheat beer fan but it had everything you would expect from a good heffe weiazen. The dips were really good too. I highly recommend this spot. It is s good warm up for visiting the Mountain Goat Brewery which open at 1700 on a Friday.
Obviously our next stop was the Mountain Goat Brewery. We were here at the right time. They currently have their limited edition double IPA on tap. This is a great drop. According to the guys it is all amarillo and Simcoe hops. This is very similar to an IPA I have just made. Mine is a little higher in alcohol and a bit more hoppy than theirs. It is a great IPA and well balanced despite the fact that it is highly hopped. The only down side to this one was that they would only serve schooners/pots. They said it was due to the high alcohol content, 7.5%, but I think it probably had more to do with the fact that it is a limited supply.
We also had the IPA and the hightail while we were there. All were tasting great fresh at the brewery. They had a really good atmosphere and some good looking pizzas, which we didn’t try. They did look good though. This was the highlight of the day with great beer and a really good spot. I can’t recommend a visit highly enough.
After a few pints here we headed into China town and had some food and a couple of Tsing Tao’s. Not the worst beer of the day but far from the worst too. Food was good though.